Sacrifice

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There are two kinds of gods: the ones who want you to dance naked with virgins and the ones who don’t. — Greg

Title Card Yes Mr. Jones I can repair your power drills, but it will require a sacrifice. 

 
Caller: Sacrifice? || Todd: Slaughter a newborn calf under the next full moon. Write the symbols of power on the drill in its blood. Then dance naked with three virgins and sing praises to the PanTooltheon! Caller: Can't I just send it in? || Todd: Yes, well, that too. 

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